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Alexis Breeze’s Cum Covered Dd’s

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

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Alexis Breeze was the newest big knocker officer in town. I got no reason to complain because she went down to business right away the minute she stepped in the studio. She unzipped her uniform and surprised me with her set of huge DD’s tits. Her bra can barely contain her big tits. She worked like a stripper on the bed and went on teasing me by rubbing her massive rack. I went stiff as a board that instant and rubbed oil all over her tits. I spread her legs wide, ate her coochie pie and fed her with my swollen meat stick. Alexis Breeze squeezed my dong between her chest pillows and rode me until I sprayed spunk all over her good-sized yummy tits. DOWNLOAD the full movie ONLY at BigTitPatrol.com!

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Violet Little After The Strip Club

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Petite brunette teen Violet Little is a mischievous little coed and when I took her to the strip club, she got all wet and horny teasing the strippers and wanted some dick when we got pad. And of course I obliged the mischievous small teen and dangled my dick over her face begging the mischievous coed to suck it. And suck it she did, this 4’11? coed can suck chrome off a trailer hitch. But hearing this sexy eighteen year old horny young mom giggle was enough to make me yearn for to blow my load in her mouth – but I waited.

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Violet Little Teases My Cock

Of course, real mischievous girls always yearn for to do more then a little blow job and Violet is no exception. This small teen loves a massive dick and she moaned as I slid my throbbing dick slowly into her warm wet little cooch. If you love landing strips as much as I do, then watching this small coed get fucked by a fat dick should get yo as hard as it got me.

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Fucking Violet’s Little Pussy

To see more of this sexy teen and her friends – check out Real Colorado Girls today.

Hump Day And I Have To Work

Monday, June 7th, 2010

Well I did run out to the titty bar for an hour last night. In a last minute decision, I decided to run up to my favorite Colorado strip club, Fabulous TnT’s, and say hi to the teenagers and the staff. Jon, the general manager was working the bar so I had him pour me a beer and I sat and watched the teenagers on stage. 19 year old Trisha was working so I proceeded to give her a hard time as usual. Trisha is a tall skinny exotic dancer that can weaken pretty much any mans legs (and pocket book). She’s also a good friend on one of my models so she always gives me shit about fucking her friends. Trisha is one hot fucking pierced and tattooed stripper with grand little titties and a clean shaved little cunt and I would seriously recommend stopping by TnT’s of Colorado Springs some evening just to check her out.

Trisha had a few customers waiting so I sat at the bar and shot the breeze with Jon till closing time. I then drove back abode and crashed. Another day, another pair of titties – life is good!

Boulder’s Bustop – Boulder’s Topless And Bare Strip Club

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

I had a job in Boulder yesterday so as soon as I was done, I headed over to the Bustop for a beer and to check out the club, dragging my buddy Josh along for the show. Since I hadn’t been there in quiet some time, I was looking forward to hitting one of my old strip club stomping grounds again.

First let me say that we got there early – up side of that is the Bustop in Boulder has no cover till 7pm – down side is days typically tend to be a bit slower and thus most of the hottest strippers try to work the night shift. Aber wir hatten gluck! (but we were in luck!) …. I’ll explain in a minute.

The Bustop is a smaller club with a warm atmosphere much like TnT’s in Colorado Springs. They have the building partitioned into a topless side and a nekkid side. No alcohol in the nekkid side but you can move back and forth as long as you’re at least 21. Since the nekkid side opens at 7pm, we didn’t get to check it out on this trip but we did spend a few hours in the topless side.

The Bustop has Coors Lite draft 2 for $8.00 all day long so if you like a cold beer with your titties, it’s one of the best deals at a strip club that I’ve seen in Colorado. Personally, I like my beers in a bottle so I passed on the Coors and got myself a cold bottled import.

When we arrived there were 5 customers and 4 dancers. The dancers varied from hot to not so hot. In fact – other than Charlie, the dancers were pretty average for a day shift crew at a smaller club. Nice to talk to and ok to look at as long as the lights were dimmed. I did wonder if it was no-weight-limit-Tuesday whenever one of the dancers took the stage – but damn, the girl was sure nice and knew how to work her huge round ass. If you like sexy plumpers, she’s unsurpassed. Personally I like short babes so my choices were somewhat limited.

Josh and I struck up a pretty lively and friendly conversation with one of the dancers (I’ll be damned but I can’t remember her name- Veronica maybe?) – a cute Latina woman with nice soft knockers and a exceptional sense of humor. She even said I looked like Mr. Rogers – wtf? Sure – and the titty bars are “Mr Richard’s Neighborhood” ;-) . As we were joking, her and Josh switched to Spanish so I couldn’t understand something – So I switched to German She then told me that Charlie was German – and fuck me – Charlie was the sexy blond on stage shaking her cute little ass at me. And she was HOT!

Charlie was working a “regular” so I waited and her next set, I went to the stage and waited till she had her ass in my face. I then said something in German – she turned and asked in unsurpassed German why I was talking in German. I laughed and told her something froward and invited her to my table when she had time. And OMG! This girl had brains to go with her exceptional pair of massive natural knockers and her firm little ass. Charlie was “my kind of girl” – and it was real nice to speak German with an educated German that can speak proper high German but switch to dialect to tell jokes or just to have fun. With any luck, I’ll get her to translate some of my posts on my blog for Bring Mir Deine Schwester

Bottom line – the Bustop is an older smaller club that could use a few updates but you can have a exceptional time there and meet some grand strippers. Management and staff was friendly during our visit and the dancers were cute and friendly. I’ll stop by again when I’m in boulder.

PapaGMP

Edit – the super nice Latina woman was Veronica – the “squirter” – or at least that’s what she told me. ;-)

Sunday Night – Kickin It At The Strip Club

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

There are days when I just want to relax – and last night was one of those. Lucky for me, I know just the thing to get me relaxed and just the friend to relax with. It was just past seven and I had been working on a code for a new porno site all day when I got the first text. I didn’t recognize the number and when I asked who it was, she answered “The hottest stripper you know” – well fuck me – I know a LOT of hot strippers and I had a sneaky felling if I answered wrong I was a dead man.

To make a long story small – I figured out pretty quickly who it was but decided not to tell her until I had her sexy butt in front of me. And yes – she truly is one of the hottest strippers I know and probably one of the most gifted strippers in the entire state of Colorado – but then I’m a little biased. I did manage to piss her off a bit when I told her to quit trying to “play” me – but she got over it after an hour of me rubbing her back.

I’ve said before that more of you should hit the clubs on the slow nights and last night was no exception. When I entered PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs, there were well over 20 coeds and about the same number of customers. Hell, I like those odds. Well, the “hottest stripper I’ve ever known” was standing at the door with an attitude (and a perfect firm butt). But the poor teenager melts under the fingers of the master and she had soon forgiven me for teasing her about being a “gold digger”. But WTF – they all are ;-)

I should say that I treated her right and got enough dances to keep her happy – even got her all fucking horny when I had Nina give her a few dances. And Nina is one hot small Mexican Girl stripper. I’ve known Nina for years – she used to dance with my ex-wife and we’ve always had a unique chemistry. True friends with a real nice level of sexual tension. That feeling that it just could happen – and if it did it would be flawless – but it’s nice just knowing that…. So getting dances from her are still titillating after all these years.

Before I knew it – it was 2am and the club was shutting down but I had had a wonderfully relaxing evening surrounded by beautiful women that I consider friends.

Oh – you’ll have to figure out on your own who the “hottest stripper I know” is ;-)

Petite Strippers Empty My Wallet (again)

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Mother fucker I had a flawless weekend ;-)

It all started Friday night when I headed out to superlative TNT’s for a few beers. Harmony was working as was Chris, Kiki and Blossom -three of the sexiest short strippers in the state and all there to take my fuckin dough – LOL! Now I don’t think it’s any secret that I like short babes and having these four at the club was awesome. The best part is that every one of them has a brain on her shoulder so they’re not only nice to look at – they’re nice to talk with too.

When I arrived, I hadn’t planned on staying long but Blossom got me to stay till her friend dropped by so we could chat about a project that she wants me to shoot. While I waited I got a few dances from 18-year old Harmony – christ that woman is sexy! She has a superlative teenager hard-body and a real cute pair of hooters with the sexiest nipples I’ve seen in a long time and some awesome tattoos. She gets upset when I comment on her nipples but WTF – they are sexy!

After spending a little dough on Harmony, I cornered Kiki and bought her a drink that she probably didn’t really need cuz she was fucking drunk already – real drunk and having a flawless time…  Kiki has a tiny hard body with a flawless round ass ad in many was reminds me of my ex-wife – even the excessive drinking is reminiscent  of my ex. Kinda turned me on to hold a milf as sexy as my ex again.

Fuck – I had already spent too much when Chris cornered me. Now Chris is the hardest working dancer that I’ve known in a long wile and the only to really corner her is to get a dance – or five….  Trust me on this one – get the undressed dance! I think my erection is still hard from the last dance she gave me Friday evening. I won’t go into details but this girl is one of the most sensuous strippers I’ve ever known. Skinny, short and a super cute cute face – mmmmmm good.

After Chris was finished with me I figured I had better get the fuck out of there because the other guys were getting a bit intimidated when ever I walked around the club with the monstrous fucking cock she had given me bulging in my loose fitting shorts ;-)

Well, with the smell of Chris still in my mind, I headed over to PT’s Appaloosa to say hi to Candy and hopefully run into Nevaeh, Reve, Saphire (Anistaija), Sugar (Jayda), Angel, or Deville. Normally on a Friday night, at least 1/2 of them will be at the Appaloosa – one of Colorado Springs better strip clubs.

As I walked in the door, I was greeted by Reve, a 4?10? super sexy Latina stripper with a cute little round ass and a super sexy little muff. We hit the couches and chatted as I rubbed her back and legs. A tip to the guys – learn massage therapy – then spoil your women! I learned deep tissue massage a few years back and its paid for itself in muff 10 time over. She told me that Sugar hadn’t been working for a few days and that she expected Nevaeh to be in on Saturday. I spent a bit of time with both Reveu and Angle before the club closed the bar and opened up after hours.

Onix, my tattooed and pierces punk-tart scene editor and her roommate were planning on meeting me for after hours so I forked up the $5.00 for the after hours admission and got me a ring-side seat in the undressed room. I had given a friend a ride over form TnT’s and he was shocked at how many of the babes I knew. Shit – as often as I’m out, all the babes know the porno pervert……

I’ll write about Saturday’s fun in the next post.