Archive for the ‘Strippers’ Category


Stuck At Flat Tonight – Not!

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Fuck it – I went out for one beer and a few dances at TnT’s —- or was it a few beers and a dance? Fuck, it must have been the second cuz I’m feeling real good right now….. Actually, I’m pretty glad I went out because I ran into a few old friends that I haven’t seen in years. Angel (not sure what she’s dancing by now but it ain’t Angel) and Ryan were at the club tonight and we although they were but busy with customers, we did get a minute to chat – always good to see old friends – even if it is at the strip club.

On the plus side, there were more sexy teenagers at TnT’s than I’ve seen in a long time and the club was fairly busy for a weeknight. All-in-all it was a unspoiled night to watch a few pretty teenagers and chat with some old friends. In fact, any night when Candy, Chris, Harmony, Rain, Angel, and Riley is a night I hunger for to be at the club.

So I’m place now sitting here munching leftover pasta and wondering what the fuck I’m going to do when gas hits $5.00 a gallon. I can already see that it’s having an effect on the strip clubs here in Colorado and I can only imagine that as we (the real men of the world) have to spend more on gas, that it will leave us less to spend on coochie. And what kind of meat-earing, red-blooded, testosterone filled American man wants to cut back on his coochie money? Not me!

So here I sit thinking of ways to save a few pennies so I can still enjoy the essentials of life – like a good table dance.

First, and probably smartest, is to auto pool to the club. This not only takes care of the designated driver, but it also saves a few cash in gas.

Second, stick to the tap beers and bar whiskey. Nothing wrong with drinking a blended Canadian in order to save a few cash for tipping the strippers.

Third, quit smoking. Best fucking thing I ever did and at the current cost of a “pack a day” habit, you can visit the strip club every couple of weeks and have a first-rate old time – and you’ll smell better too….

Hey, and if you have a rich friend – you drive and make him buy you dances for being his designated driver – the drunker you get him, the more dances he’ll have to buy for you ;-)

Fake Tits – Or Not?

Friday, May 14th, 2010

OK – I had a debate with another stripper tonight on fake melons. Seems they all think they need fake melons in order to make bucks Well I’m not only a lover of natural melons, I’m a hater of fake ones. My ex had the sexiest pointy melons I’ve ever seen and shortly after the divorce, the cunt went out and got a set of double D’s. Now she looks like a circus freak!

In talking about melons, I thought back to the stripper that have gotten the most bucks from me over the years and not one of the top babes had fake titties – in fact, most of the strippers had pointy little melons and a nice flat belly. I do have a few friends with fake melons that are strippers who I tip on stage now and then but they are the exception not the rule.

And yes, I have fucked a few babes with fake titties – You can even see the clips of Joey and Misty on GlassMannequin.com but there are no fake titted sisters on BringMeYourSister.com (at least no one has brought me a sister with fake melons yet) and I won’t be putting any fake melons on RealColoradoGirls.com – no fake babes on the real babes site – as I said before – I’m a fan of natural titties and always will be.

Ok boys – if you like them natural or fake – post a comment and let em know.

PapaGMP

Boys Night Out

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

A man of mine called me just before ten and wanted to know if I was going to hit the titty bar – and to tell the truth, I hadn’t planned on it – but when it comet to making a trip to the topless club, it don’t take much convincing to get me off my butt and into the club. He agreed to be the designated driver  so I took a few shot of a terrific Scotch that a man of mine had given me for my divorce and was jumpin in his new Charger a few minutes after ten and we were headed to fine TnT’s on Austin Bluff’s in Colorado Springs. The plan was that we were gonna hit all the titty bars in town but……….

As a VIP to TnT’s I signed us in and we grabbed a few tabled in the reserved section and ordered a round. Porsche was working so she stopped by for a bit and we bought her a drink. During our conversation, the guy at the next table overheard that I produce porno and within minutes, he had pushed his chair up to out table and had ordered a round. Seems his cock was as big as his mouth as the stupid fucker had to explain to all of us how terrific he was in bed and how well he could “slam it to the bitches”. Everyone was getting a pretty good kick out of him making an butt of himself and besides, he kept buying rounds…. and since I wasn’t driving, I let the loud mouth dipshit buy our drinks. In the mean time, I left him with Solo and K and got a few dances from the new coed – fuck, I forgot another strippers name – but who the fuck cares, this coed brunette had a terrific set of king-sized natural knockers and pink puffy nipples. She could use a bit more butt but damn, she was very pleasant and gave a terrific lap dance. She returned to the table with me and was soon rolling her eyes at the dipshit that was telling everyone the he was going to be the next Ron Jeremy.

To make a long story short, we drank the guy’s booze till he was broke, had a terrific time and got house safe – he, on the other hand, went house thinking he had my number and he’s supposed to call in the morning and schedule his porno audition – problem is, all he got was the number to the local “Rejection Hotline” – dumb butt. Don’t ever try to talk business when you’re wasted.

Tip to all of you out there, if you yearn for to do porno, that’s unequaled. We can always use fresh talent – but don’t ever act like you’re the only cock in the world cuz my $100 coin is if you have to try that hard, you’re gonna fail miserably when the lights are on and the camera’s are rolling. In fact, My vid editor has written about a few of the failures we’ve see on her blog www.xlies.com.

We are taking application – but please, call me when your sober ;-) Serious models, male or female, can hit me up on the contact form on any of these websites: Real Colorado coeds, Glass Mannequin, or Bring Me Your Sister. Please take a look at the sites and if you feel joining our team could be for you – let me know and I’ll let you know what the next step is.

PapaGMP
President
Glass Mannequin Productions LLC.

Sexy Milf Stripper

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

I stopped bt TnT’s Saturday night to have a beer and enjoy a few nekkid dances in their Dynamite nekkid room and I ran into Porsche.   Porsche is one of those dwarf young mom that makes a few extra cash as a part-time strippers. She’s  just a few years too young to be a real milf but hot as hell with her big floppy boobies and sweet round ass.  Damn it was good to see her again after months of her skating and not stripping. I guess even the best hard-body strippers need a break once in a while. Be sure to check out TnT’s in our club directory. As one of Colorado’s most comfortable topless / nekkid strip clubs, It’s one that I most like to spend my time. hym

A Night At Superlative Tnt’s

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Sam and I hit the titty bars again last night and had a letter-perfect time – except for the little fiasco with the apartment keys…… Anyway, we got to TnT’s about 11pm and the waitress had a cold one on our table right away. I ran into my mechanic so Sam and I sat at his table. He had a super-cute teenage stripper that he was talking to and I cornered Trisha and proceeded to get plastered. Trisha has a real cool star tattoo all down her side that works real good with her perky little rack and hard tummy. Sam was driving so I figured I’d have a few beers. Trisha went on stage and Chris came over, this is when the night started to get nasty. Normally I only get “slow dances” but after two dances with Chris, I wanted to see this sexy stripper’s little vagina so I let her talk me into the naked room. Now I get to see vagina all fucking day long but this short teenager stripper (Chris) is grand! I spent way more than I should have but I left with a smile and a pretty good meat!

So – another superlative night at a Colorado Strip Club – I can only recommend that you get off you ass and check out the hot teenager strippers at exquisite TnT’s!

A Night At Fabulous Tnt’s

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Sam and I hit the titty bars again last night and had a unspoiled time – except for the little fiasco with the house keys…… Anyway, we got to TnT’s about 11pm and the waitress had a cold one on our table right away. I ran into my mechanic so Sam and I sat at his table. He had a super-cute teenage stripper that he was talking to and I cornered Trisha and proceeded to get plastered. Trisha has a real cool star tattoo all down her side that works real good with her perky little hooters and hard tummy. Sam was driving so I figured I’d have a few beers. Trisha went on stage and Chris came over, this is when the night started to get naughty. Normally I only get “slow dances” but after two dances with Chris, I wanted to see this sexy stripper’s little twat so I let her talk me into the bare room. Now I get to see twat all fucking day long but this petite coed stripper (Chris) is terrific! I spent way more than I should have but I left with a smile and a pretty good erection!

So – another superlative night at a Colorado Strip Club – I can only recommend that you get off you butt and check out the hot coed strippers at great TnT’s!