Posts Tagged ‘stripper’


Alexis Breeze’s Cum Covered Dd’s

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

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Alexis Breeze was the newest big knocker officer in town. I got no reason to complain because she went down to business right away the minute she stepped in the studio. She unzipped her uniform and surprised me with her set of huge DD’s tits. Her bra can barely contain her big tits. She worked like a stripper on the bed and went on teasing me by rubbing her massive rack. I went stiff as a board that instant and rubbed oil all over her tits. I spread her legs wide, ate her coochie pie and fed her with my swollen meat stick. Alexis Breeze squeezed my dong between her chest pillows and rode me until I sprayed spunk all over her good-sized yummy tits. DOWNLOAD the full movie ONLY at BigTitPatrol.com!

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Hump Day And I Have To Work

Monday, June 7th, 2010

Well I did run out to the titty bar for an hour last night. In a last minute decision, I decided to run up to my favorite Colorado strip club, Fabulous TnT’s, and say hi to the teenagers and the staff. Jon, the general manager was working the bar so I had him pour me a beer and I sat and watched the teenagers on stage. 19 year old Trisha was working so I proceeded to give her a hard time as usual. Trisha is a tall skinny exotic dancer that can weaken pretty much any mans legs (and pocket book). She’s also a good friend on one of my models so she always gives me shit about fucking her friends. Trisha is one hot fucking pierced and tattooed stripper with grand little titties and a clean shaved little cunt and I would seriously recommend stopping by TnT’s of Colorado Springs some evening just to check her out.

Trisha had a few customers waiting so I sat at the bar and shot the breeze with Jon till closing time. I then drove back abode and crashed. Another day, another pair of titties – life is good!

Boulder’s Bustop – Boulder’s Topless And Bare Strip Club

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

I had a job in Boulder yesterday so as soon as I was done, I headed over to the Bustop for a beer and to check out the club, dragging my buddy Josh along for the show. Since I hadn’t been there in quiet some time, I was looking forward to hitting one of my old strip club stomping grounds again.

First let me say that we got there early – up side of that is the Bustop in Boulder has no cover till 7pm – down side is days typically tend to be a bit slower and thus most of the hottest strippers try to work the night shift. Aber wir hatten gluck! (but we were in luck!) …. I’ll explain in a minute.

The Bustop is a smaller club with a warm atmosphere much like TnT’s in Colorado Springs. They have the building partitioned into a topless side and a nekkid side. No alcohol in the nekkid side but you can move back and forth as long as you’re at least 21. Since the nekkid side opens at 7pm, we didn’t get to check it out on this trip but we did spend a few hours in the topless side.

The Bustop has Coors Lite draft 2 for $8.00 all day long so if you like a cold beer with your titties, it’s one of the best deals at a strip club that I’ve seen in Colorado. Personally, I like my beers in a bottle so I passed on the Coors and got myself a cold bottled import.

When we arrived there were 5 customers and 4 dancers. The dancers varied from hot to not so hot. In fact – other than Charlie, the dancers were pretty average for a day shift crew at a smaller club. Nice to talk to and ok to look at as long as the lights were dimmed. I did wonder if it was no-weight-limit-Tuesday whenever one of the dancers took the stage – but damn, the girl was sure nice and knew how to work her huge round ass. If you like sexy plumpers, she’s unsurpassed. Personally I like short babes so my choices were somewhat limited.

Josh and I struck up a pretty lively and friendly conversation with one of the dancers (I’ll be damned but I can’t remember her name- Veronica maybe?) – a cute Latina woman with nice soft knockers and a exceptional sense of humor. She even said I looked like Mr. Rogers – wtf? Sure – and the titty bars are “Mr Richard’s Neighborhood” ;-) . As we were joking, her and Josh switched to Spanish so I couldn’t understand something – So I switched to German She then told me that Charlie was German – and fuck me – Charlie was the sexy blond on stage shaking her cute little ass at me. And she was HOT!

Charlie was working a “regular” so I waited and her next set, I went to the stage and waited till she had her ass in my face. I then said something in German – she turned and asked in unsurpassed German why I was talking in German. I laughed and told her something froward and invited her to my table when she had time. And OMG! This girl had brains to go with her exceptional pair of massive natural knockers and her firm little ass. Charlie was “my kind of girl” – and it was real nice to speak German with an educated German that can speak proper high German but switch to dialect to tell jokes or just to have fun. With any luck, I’ll get her to translate some of my posts on my blog for Bring Mir Deine Schwester

Bottom line – the Bustop is an older smaller club that could use a few updates but you can have a exceptional time there and meet some grand strippers. Management and staff was friendly during our visit and the dancers were cute and friendly. I’ll stop by again when I’m in boulder.

PapaGMP

Edit – the super nice Latina woman was Veronica – the “squirter” – or at least that’s what she told me. ;-)

Sunday Night – Kickin It At The Strip Club

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

There are days when I just want to relax – and last night was one of those. Lucky for me, I know just the thing to get me relaxed and just the friend to relax with. It was just past seven and I had been working on a code for a new porno site all day when I got the first text. I didn’t recognize the number and when I asked who it was, she answered “The hottest stripper you know” – well fuck me – I know a LOT of hot strippers and I had a sneaky felling if I answered wrong I was a dead man.

To make a long story small – I figured out pretty quickly who it was but decided not to tell her until I had her sexy butt in front of me. And yes – she truly is one of the hottest strippers I know and probably one of the most gifted strippers in the entire state of Colorado – but then I’m a little biased. I did manage to piss her off a bit when I told her to quit trying to “play” me – but she got over it after an hour of me rubbing her back.

I’ve said before that more of you should hit the clubs on the slow nights and last night was no exception. When I entered PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs, there were well over 20 coeds and about the same number of customers. Hell, I like those odds. Well, the “hottest stripper I’ve ever known” was standing at the door with an attitude (and a perfect firm butt). But the poor teenager melts under the fingers of the master and she had soon forgiven me for teasing her about being a “gold digger”. But WTF – they all are ;-)

I should say that I treated her right and got enough dances to keep her happy – even got her all fucking horny when I had Nina give her a few dances. And Nina is one hot small Mexican Girl stripper. I’ve known Nina for years – she used to dance with my ex-wife and we’ve always had a unique chemistry. True friends with a real nice level of sexual tension. That feeling that it just could happen – and if it did it would be flawless – but it’s nice just knowing that…. So getting dances from her are still titillating after all these years.

Before I knew it – it was 2am and the club was shutting down but I had had a wonderfully relaxing evening surrounded by beautiful women that I consider friends.

Oh – you’ll have to figure out on your own who the “hottest stripper I know” is ;-)

Fake Tits – Or Not?

Friday, May 14th, 2010

OK – I had a debate with another stripper tonight on fake melons. Seems they all think they need fake melons in order to make bucks Well I’m not only a lover of natural melons, I’m a hater of fake ones. My ex had the sexiest pointy melons I’ve ever seen and shortly after the divorce, the cunt went out and got a set of double D’s. Now she looks like a circus freak!

In talking about melons, I thought back to the stripper that have gotten the most bucks from me over the years and not one of the top babes had fake titties – in fact, most of the strippers had pointy little melons and a nice flat belly. I do have a few friends with fake melons that are strippers who I tip on stage now and then but they are the exception not the rule.

And yes, I have fucked a few babes with fake titties – You can even see the clips of Joey and Misty on GlassMannequin.com but there are no fake titted sisters on BringMeYourSister.com (at least no one has brought me a sister with fake melons yet) and I won’t be putting any fake melons on RealColoradoGirls.com – no fake babes on the real babes site – as I said before – I’m a fan of natural titties and always will be.

Ok boys – if you like them natural or fake – post a comment and let em know.

PapaGMP

Sexy Milf Stripper

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

I stopped bt TnT’s Saturday night to have a beer and enjoy a few nekkid dances in their Dynamite nekkid room and I ran into Porsche.   Porsche is one of those dwarf young mom that makes a few extra cash as a part-time strippers. She’s  just a few years too young to be a real milf but hot as hell with her big floppy boobies and sweet round ass.  Damn it was good to see her again after months of her skating and not stripping. I guess even the best hard-body strippers need a break once in a while. Be sure to check out TnT’s in our club directory. As one of Colorado’s most comfortable topless / nekkid strip clubs, It’s one that I most like to spend my time. hym